Oh, don’t I know you wonder where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. Meanwhile, homegirl here has a slight, um… let’s call it a delay.

I’ve lost my video – all of it. Taken on my Blackberry with media card in place. Two days in, the card decided it no longer existed. Well, isn’t that special…

Meanwhile, I thought I’d be creative with a little video. Alas, no luck.

So, being the vain person I am, I choose to keep you in suspense (oh, sure, I may drop a hint between now and then) and update you later.

Frankly, though, this is my rant. And right now I’m not a happy camper. No video. The pictures still have to be doctored so that I look my beautiful best (thought I saw an extra line in my face in one of the photos… that will never do…).

Plus which (as if the rest isn’t enough on its own), I don’t FEEL GOOD!! Yep, you got it, Liz is whining. Sick as a dog with little to show for it. Sure, I realize you’re disappointed. You’ve waited all of two days and all… (You people really are troopers.)

I think you’ll hold off a bit longer. If not, email me and yell. Call me names. Make me feel even worse than I already do. And I’ll have to remind you that Kate is the only one who got her pirate’s name for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Which reminds me. This isn’t a one-way street, you know. I expect a little feedback every year or two!

That said, I’m hitting the Vitamin C.

-Liz