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Kate’s Escapades – Not now! I’m burying a young girl.

13 July 2010 2 Comments

I have survived yet another family vacation. My family (minus one kid, but plus 2 friends – for a grand total of 10 people) spent a glorious week in southern California. We had a blast spending 3 days at Disneyland, 2 days at the beach, and we even spent a day enlightening our minds at the Getty Museum.

One of the highlights of every family vacation is adding to our family quote book. Perhaps this is where I should warn you that the collective sense of humor of my family is a little off center, bizarre, random, quirky…well, you get the point, we find odd things funny.

A few years ago we realized we say some pretty wacky things while vacationing together. We started jotting them down so we would remember them. We continued it the next year, and the next, and now it’s become one of our favorite parts of vacation. The key to our vacation quotes is that they are all ridiculous and taken completely out of context. The more ridiculous the better.

So without further ado, here are some of our favorite 2010 vacation quotes…

"Not now! I'm burying a young girl."

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"Disneyland is no fun unless there's projectile vomiting."

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"We'll melon-ball their eyes out."

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"I laughed myself into an asthma attack."

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"Will you jump on my back like a 12 year-old Japanese gymnast?"

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"They made me stay as collateral."

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"I'm so dehydrated my spit is like silly putty."

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Yes I know we’re a bit nutty, but hey, we have a lot of fun. Maybe you’d like to start a family vacation quote book also? Give a try, it’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys, I promise.

Check out last year’s quotes - On the News a Family Dies

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2 Comments »

  • Donna Hansen said:

    Oh my! Those are hilarious! I expect to hear them randomly as I’m walking through the neighborhood, or even better yet, the halls at church!

  • Kate (author) said:

    Donna, your family is perfect for an awesome random quotes book. Between you, the hubby and those boys, I have no doubt you’d get MANY a day.

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