Coffee Break with Liz and Kate

Well, 2010 is here! Hope you brought in the new year with gusto. As the chapter that is 2009 closes, we wanted to bring you one more list – in our opinion, the only one that truly matters.

Here’s a look at some of the funniest moments from Coffee Break with Liz and Kate 2009. And if these are any indication of what’s to come, Coffee Break will be the place to be in 2010!

We present:

The funniest moments of Liz and Kate 2009

(Random quotes taken completely out of context, ’cause that’s how we roll here at Liz and Kate…heehee!)

“A bunch of dogs going and running and sleeping and playing, some are up, some are down, and no one likes the girl’s hat – until the very end, when they all drive to the tree and have a big party.”  (Liz’s Rants: I Hate Homework)

“Be careful what you prank about because you never know when it’s going to come back and bite you in the butt.” (Kate’s Escapades – Another ridiculous story…)

“I was going to be mowing said yard with a giant pair of scissors on wheels.It was my worst lawnmare come true.” (Liz’s Rants – Green, green grass of home…)

“They didn’t exactly eat the whole couch, but they might as well have.”  (Kate’s Escapades – The Dogs Ate My Couch!)

“I can’t even go to the restroom in peace.” (Liz’s Rants – Gotta go?)

“This may necessitate some zig zaging through the aisles because you can’t just cross off an item willy-nilly from the  end of the list.” (Kate’s Escapades – The List)

“And if you’re thinking you’ll take revenge because your cousin or brother or uncle or aunt is slithering in my trashcan as we speak, my neighbor put your scaly little friend there, not me.” (Liz’s Rants – Not in my trash can)

“This is an emergency…I’m growing a mullet.” (Kate’s Escapades – On the news a family dies…)

“I’m clueless as to how one would enter the cupcake. Maybe the icing lifts up.” (Liz’s rants – Get in your cupcake and drive)

“Oh myee heck, we wuz at the star with Cheltsie the uther day hwhen we found a ril gud sel on these gargeus mou-un peechurs.” (Kate’s Escapades – Cowboy Wannabe)

“The stare-down would have been laughable had his beady little eyes not been so… beady.” (Liz’s rants – No cat…and the mice are playing)

“I’ve secretly wanted one for years, but never had the guts to buy one for fear of being ridiculed by my fellow man.” (Kate’s Escapades – my secret yearning to Snuggie it up)

“Hold on to your toaster, folks – there’s a new national emergency.” (Liz’s rants – Leggo my Eggo)

“My mailman hates me.” (Kate’s Escapades – My Mailman Hates Me)

Hope you enjoyed our recap of some of the funniest moments on Coffee Break with Liz and Kate. Until next week, we wish you health, happiness and prosperity in the new year!

-Liz and Kate

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